the planets are not in alignment if the world of ruby. Dh and i are not seeing eye to eye on whose needs are clearly the most important. Which of course would be my needs because i am a diva and well that's all there is to it.
So this has been going on all day today with a number of petty issues and of course it escalated to the point where we finally had it out about this critical life changing decision: Whether it was more important to use the last of the hot water tonight to wash the cleaning rags for the coffee shop or, (and you decide ladies...no pressure here to take my side...) to use it to fill my giant claw foot bathtub with a luxurious candle light detox bath.
I mean really! Wash the rags or wash the diva, is there anything to even discuss?! Humphh!
And, to add insult to injury, dh and the child cooked a pizza, a pizza! And made the house smell like freshly baked warm chewy delicious omg dough. I mean this is just not compatible with my narrow little bubble world of what is acceptable to eat or smell in relation to my ultimate divine diva diet needs. Sniff!
So, i have decided that from this point forward, all occupants of this household will honor the divine diva's diet dictatorship and bow down to any and all needs of said divine dieting diva. Or else i will sit on them and squish them with my divine derriere.