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    • hCGDietAuthormikkydee
    • TimeOct 30th 2009
     # 181permalink
    oh was that what those men in the yellow were for? I misunderstood and already took their life essence. I am almost certain I saw a rat come in when the door was left open today. The IFOW Lounge (Illustrius Fin Of Worship Lounge) is disinfected daily and everyone has to sign a release to get in. Of course we don't have many of the problems that is prevalent in the other lounges there because the Great Fin Of Worship will smite all riff raff that try to come in.
    Is this lounge under new management? It certainly sounds like someone is taking pride in it now (DS).
    I am so glad coz the smell was starting to make the neighbors complain.
    I would be very careful letting ILuvKats in this lounge then because things just seem to go down hill when he shows up. :)
    BTW thanks for sending all the rodents over coz we have a fulltime pest assassin who already took care of them and they shouldn't bother you anymore. I would be careful though coz keith will not like seeing the others show up at his beer garden. He already is asking who is responsible for this outrage.
    • hCGDietAuthorDStiller
    • TimeOct 30th 2009
     # 182permalink
    mikkydee: I surely hope you don't get sick after taking the life essence from rodent and roach killers. I fear their essence would be bitter at very best. There is no need for me to smite any of the P-2rs that come to our Louge as they are all pure in heart when they arrive and I have been placed here by the royal command of the Queen who has asked me to Nurture and love all of the P-2rs, so I thought there was not a better place than the P-2 Lounge. After a little updating our Lounge is ready and welcomes all P-2rs to enter.

    I shall manage the Lounge until our great Queen appoints someone else to act in my place. The only smell you will have wafting through the airways now will be the sweet smell of our rose garden which will seep into your nostrils and make you drunk with the sweetness that will saturate all of your nose hairs. I'm aware that under the veil of darkness sometimes evil doers come creeping around, but with the help of the Queen's great knowledge we have been able to protect our Lounge at night by having our night Blooming Jasmine blowing on a light breeze that will render anyone with bad intentions to fall into a deep sleep and not awaken until they have missed their nightly injection or sublingual fix of HCG. That shall be the punishment of any evil doers that come forth trying to penetrate our Lounge.

    I might suggest sending your pest assassin to the beer garden as he will surely need help. OMG Beer...Beer is like a 4-letter word to us P-2rs. And please let Keith know who I am, as I am not afraid to take on anyone on behalf of our Queen, who as you should well know is the very foundation on which our Lounge is built. The Queen originally opened this Lounge and we shall protect and serve our Queen forever.

    ILuvCats will be allowed to state his own case if and when he comes to visit. We shall not look down on him nor believe bad stories about him until we have met him . It is only a matter of time until all will show their true colors. Maybe his color will flourish in our kind, nurturing and loving environment. Maybe he will experience true happiness when he comes to visit, and then maybe he won't, but the Queen will have final say about who is allowed and who is not.

    Thank you for your interest in our new P-2 Lounge.

    Royal Princess Danello Nurtuoso
    • hCGDietAuthorILuvKats
    • TimeOct 30th 2009
     # 183permalink
    I am a she...not a he...
    • hCGDietAuthorILuvKats
    • TimeOct 30th 2009
     # 184permalink
    And I am the princess of verticalness and the guardian of the secret coupon code. I am also in charge of keeping an eye on mikkydee.
    • hCGDietAuthorDStiller
    • TimeOct 30th 2009
     # 185permalink
    ILuvCats: My apologies. But you must let MikkyDee know as he is the one who told me in his prior post that you were a He. How dare he make such a mistake. I wonder why he would have told me that. Welcome!
    • hCGDietAuthorILuvKats
    • TimeOct 30th 2009
     # 186permalink
    A typo I'm sure.....trust me, he knows who I am. :)))
    • hCGDietAuthorDStiller
    • TimeOct 30th 2009
     # 187permalink
    ILuvCats: Then by all means, please come and join us. After that false post about your sex maybe we need someone to keep on eye on Mikky Dee and any others who might try to lead us astray. Shall I assume that the Princess of Verticalness is a tall woman??
    • hCGDietAuthorILuvKats
    • TimeOct 30th 2009
     # 188permalink
    Yes, I am 6'....drives mikkydee crazy. Short man syndrome, ya know.
    • hCGDietAuthorDStiller
    • TimeOct 30th 2009
     # 189permalink
    That's great I've always wanted to be taller. I'm just 5'2" and can never reach a bloddy thing!! Well if MikkyDee ever comes to visit our Lounge again maybe you could give him a boost up on one of bar stools at our Artesian Water bar. I'm sure he would difficulty getting on one by himself.
    • hCGDietAuthormikkydee
    • TimeOct 30th 2009
     # 190permalink
    I DON'T HAVE A SHORT MAN SYNDROME!!!
    I am not short I am just undertall. And if you want to know the truth of the matter I am a whole lot of man packed in a perfect 5' 7" body.
    Now put that in your pipe and smoke it!

    And as far as Kats is concerned she keeps saying she is a woman but I have my suspicions. :)
    PS. and BTW the life essence of the men in yellow was actually very good. I snuck up on them while they were peeing in the hot tub and they never knew what hit them. They were laughing and giggling about everyone that would be lounging in the hot tub later having no idea. I actually think thay were plants from none other than ILuvKats. Not real roach killers at all but from a local temp agency that was started by none other than...you guessed it...ILuvKats!

    I think there is something rotten in Denmark and I have an idea who it is....none other than....