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General hCG Diet Information: P2 Lounge- the Most Luxurious of All the Lounges, since You Need Perks While in P2
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- CommentAuthorDStiller
- CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
MikkeyDee: Hold on...don't get your panties all in a bunch...I'm sure you don't have that short man syndrome. I must say I was alittle confused when so many said every time they saw you you had your hand inside your shirt. All I could picture was Napolean Bonapart...but I'm sure they were all just mistaken. You can stand next to me anytime and I guarantee you will feel tall.
I'm sorry to say that you are sadly mistaken about the men in yellow. Thier bitter essence won't hit you for another day or so. Sometimes it just takes awhile to digest crappy stuff. Just drink plenty of water ands stay close to the toilet when it hits.
I must leave my station long enough to go get something to eat with my 6' husband. -
- CommentAuthorILuvKats
- CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
snicker....this is fun....!!! She just told pubah not to get his panties in a bunch!!! Whatcha gonna do about that one pubah?
Ps...I agree you are not short....you are SMALL....as we discussed months ago, if I am big, then you are small, not short as you would prefer. The word is SMALL...as in SMALL man, not short man.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!! Nah!!! -
- CommentAuthorkeith
- CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
Yellow clothed men. Imposters. I know who they work for. Came by today and saw flying roaches going right over their head and they didn't even bat an eye.
No rodents in the beer garden, nor roaches either for I have done the research on the very latest materials and they function very well.
The beer garden is my research lab.
Neighbor had a roof rat a few months ago traversing the neighborhood. Fixed that problem permanently. Can't stand them - black plague and all you know.
If y'all are real nice, I'll give ya an invite after P3 is over.
I'm past P4 and I can drink my beer (not too much).
Come January, I return to my mantra - "I can do anything for 43 days" (or 23 whichever fits the occasion)
Noticed that you did doll up the lounge nicely. You can thank me now or later but, when you were not looking, I passed through and exterminated all those unhealthy critters for you. Took me about 2 minutes. -
- CommentAuthormgsondance
- CommentTimeOct 30th 2009 edited
DS- you're a stitch....
but remember girls, barb is the princess of verticality, not verticalness. verticality rolls off your tongue a little more- and sounds more princess-like.
DS- the 9' concert grand piano needeth tuning. the queen feeleth like composing a bit tonight- plus is working on her new song. and as i mentioned before, i'm not crazy about the color of gold- please change all the fixtures to platinum. please remembereth to have bouquets of fresh flowers in every room of the lounge. i do like the addition of the guards at the door. but plus please assigneth one to follow mikkydee at all times, so we can make sure the GP stays in line. after all, barb has a day job- so we have to make sure he's watched.
and who moveth my crown, robe and sceptor again? oh yeah- there they are, by the royal pool. i think we need to hire someone to keep track of those for me.
what happened to my Princess of Pedicurial Palpation? the queen would liketh a foot massage tonight. she had a cranial treatment today, and feels like she's walking sideways.
i also hereby decree that the gp's panties never be bunched.
my RRR appears to be doing a stellar job, don't you guys think so?
it has been decreed by the Queen, and thus it shall be so. -
- CommentAuthorkeith
- CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
Hey kid: if you'd like you may run across the ivories of our antique piano. It's in concert tune too. -
- CommentAuthorDStiller
- CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
Believe what you may about the yellow clothed men, but I know the real truth. I appreciate your exterminating those crtitters for us. I owe you one. I felt pretty comfortable hiring those guys, but I absolutely had to change their outfits. When I originally found them they were working for the GP doing creepy crawly buggy things for him but they were wearing mauve colored shirts and short shorts kinda like those Daisy Duke things, but for men. To top off their ridiculous clothes they had wide lavendar belts that had rhinestones on them with matching lavendar golf hats. They claimed that their outfits were the official uniform of those working for GP in the fin lounge. Surely the GP must be color blind as I'm sure no one of his stature and knowledge would willingly pick those colors or styles. But someone did tell me that he did have rooms in the Lounge painted mauve so maybe I'm wrong, maybe he just likes those colors.
And if you got all the way through the P2 Lounge in 2 minutes then you truly must be a talented man as it would take any normal person hours to walk through. Are there things you haven't told us...like can you fly? Do you always do your manly stuff so quickly?? You are quite amazing I'm sure. Since we've all been sharing...how tall are you? -
- CommentAuthorDStiller
- CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
OMG..the Queen just admitted that the GP wears panties!!! Thongs or bikinis I wonder??
O Beautiful and thin Queen, thank you for coming to visit us in the P-2 Lounge. Your mere presence makes everyone here just tingle with excitment. We are working on those items you mentioned. I am gathering all the troops together to get everything finished just the way you want it. The 9' Grand piano is first thing on the list as we would all love to be mesmerized by your musical talents.
I personally will take charge of the fresh flowers in every room. And just for you my Queen please accept this beautiful bouquet of roses picked fresh from the Royal Rose Garden. -
- CommentAuthormgsondance
- CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
i love roses.... and i could use some of that "tingle with excitement" stuff myself..... -
- CommentAuthormikkydee
- CommentTimeOct 30th 2009 edited
Ha Ha!!!!
You are very crafty stiller.
The reason I had my hand in my shirt so much is because my stomach is growling from eating so few calories trying to get back to LIW. I'm sure however you were not making a shrouded reference to the great Napolean Bonaparte's size.
That of course would be hitting the Pubah below the belt. And since we are talking about below the belt, FYI i don't even wear panties. So you must be talking about my manties. Man panties ya know. They are special taylor made with the royal crest of the Grand Pubah embroideried on each pair.
I am very comfortable in my own skin. The amazing thing is that so much man can actually be packed in a body this size.
It must be a miracle or something.
Many thanks to the queen about the panty bunching declaration.
I think I hit a chord there with Iluvcats...smile... Come on kats, your BIGGER than that. suck it up and act like a man!
Now where did I put that stupid stool, I need to brush my teeth before bed? -
- CommentAuthorDStiller
- CommentTimeOct 30th 2009 edited
GP: Never would I make a shrouded reference to the squirts size, I was just talking about his hand in the shirt. Never would I sink so low as to hit the GP below the belt either, but as I am led to believe I wouldn't really have to sink that low!!
I am very impressed with your fancy manties. Do they come in your favorite color of mauve? I bet if they do you wear that pair for a few extra days just so you can enjoy your favorite color everytime you look in the mirror to view that perfect body you've been telling us about. At least I hope they are silky and that you obtain extreme pleasure when you wear them. Do they have the days of the embroidered on them also? That would make it so much easier for the men out there that forget to change their manties. That way they could just check the day, check their manties, make sure they have the right ones on and they are good to go!!
Maybe just maybe, the Queen would set down a decree that would mandate that all men wear manties while they are in any of the Lounges!! Just think about the gasps and jeaulosy that would take place in the men's bathroom. And you the Grand Pubah would be responsible for the whole craze!! Of course for now we will all just have to dream about that day!!