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    • hCGDietAuthorILuvKats
    • TimeSep 24th 2009
     # 71permalink
    Sigh....I see gp is on his delusional high horse again....I can't even take a few days off!!!

    Anyways,pubah dear, I have news for you...and it might be difficult for you. You lost scuba fin is not in Fiji...it washed up onshore here in cancun. DNA tests positively id'd you...guess you had a slight accident when you got air hunger....it's ok...it happens to alot of folks. Anyhow, they have found it to be a most useful toilet bowl brush here at the resort I am staying at!!

    Take care everyone!! I am loving it here in cancun!!

    Barb
  1.  # 72permalink
    Ooh so fun, Barb! Have a blast!
    Colleen
  2.  # 73permalink
    hey barb- WELCOME BACK!!!! how was the vacation?
    • hCGDietAuthormikkydee
    • TimeSep 24th 2009
     # 74permalink
    I tell you, it is a full time job just trying to keep barb and Oz from breaking with reality.
    Ladies, the men in white coats are there to help you, it is not a conspiracy. No need to be concerned. They are there to protect you...from yourself.
    I know the meds taste bad but think of them as your friends. Happy pills.
    You will feel much better once you are strapped in, more secure.
    Everything is going to be fine, we love you, nobody wants to hurt you, you are important to us. Special.
    It will all make sense once your meds start to work.
    • hCGDietAuthorOzkiwi
    • TimeSep 24th 2009
     # 75permalink
    So glad you are enjoying yor vacation, Barb! You are so right - he's in that delusional state once more! At least he recognises that the men in white coats are his friends and that he feels better after having the meds - even if he is projecting on to us! Good to know he feels secure and doesn't panic in his straightjacket!

    Isn't it great that the fin has a practical use - what they've done is even more practical tha scraping boots!

    Enjoy Cancun!

    Oz
    • hCGDietAuthormikkydee
    • TimeSep 24th 2009
     # 76permalink
    Calm down Oz. Don't want your heart rate to get up again and need to be tranquilized. There is only so much the nice men in white coats can do for you if you don't cooperate.

    Kats, I want to know what on earth you are doing butting your nose in our intelligent conversation when you are supposed to be on vacation? BEHAVE YOURSELF!

    Now to both of you, Oz, FYI the Illustrius Fin Of Worship is not to be trifled with. The last 3 people that made light of it ended up perishing in strange accidents. One was struck by lightening while polishing her mailbox, another was run over by a chariot at a medieval jousting contest, and yet another was drained of life essence in an unusual diving accident.
    Fear The Fin, Worship The Fin, Love The Fin!

    Kats, feeling your husband's pain after the game last Sunday :-(
    • hCGDietAuthorOzkiwi
    • TimeSep 24th 2009
     # 77permalink
    Fin ish the fin! ;)
    • hCGDietAuthormikkydee
    • TimeSep 24th 2009
     # 78permalink
    Hey Oz, I didn't know you spoke Finish!
    I speak several languages myself.
    Sweedish is one of my favorites (learned it on the Muppet Show as a kid)
    In Master Yoda Speak prolific am I.
    Also I am quite efficient in Taco Bell Spanish
    And I also speak English. So as you can see I am quite the accomplished linguist.
  3.  # 79permalink
    barb- just realized you're on the beach. you're killin' us here....

    we are humoring doyle.

    his doctor called me and said that the anoxia he suffered during his scuba accident was worse than anyone realized at first. we need to say "yes, doyle", smile sweetly, and try not to agitate him. otherwise they'll have to do ECT.... and those electric shocks to the brain are a bit worse than a whomping.
    • hCGDietAuthorkeith
    • TimeSep 24th 2009
     # 80permalink
    Barb, thanks for taking time on your vacation to check in and stir the pot. Sure that it's fun lounging on the beach. Meanwhile, as I lounge in my own beer garden in Las Vegas.....

    BTW all, got to kill again today...so much fun