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Afternoon Delight

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no weigh-in today

As someone who has cheated every single VLCD, I'm blaming my husband for my not losing much weight. For two very different reasons:

First of all, he should know that I'm dieting --because I told him, not because men really notice these things, like a measly 5 lbs, or that you're only eating salad or constantly salivating over the kids' pasta, or weighing yourself hourly. Naturally, since I've announced I was going on a diet loads of times, then not stick to it, he can be forgiven for being skeptical. So, when he's just feeling like being a nice husband and bring me something I like (fro yo or chocolate bars), he should resist. And maybe get me jewelry instead... I'd starve for that!

Second of all, I'm blaming him because he hasn't touched me this week. Ok, it's because I'm hacking like a chain smoker, constantly blowing my nose and only attired in pajamas, but what do you want, June Cleaver? What did *she* look like sick? If he really loved me, he'd know that Dr. S specifically made a positive correlation between the amount of intimacy one enjoys with the amount of weight she loses.

Well... it's *possible* Dr. S said that...

Still, in the interest of releasing, hubby should just take one for the team... and stop buying chocolate...

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Updated August 27th, 2011 at 04:28 AM by MominCali

Undersize Me... My Hcg Journey


  1. Espressowhip's Avatar
    Are you still under the weather?! Girllll....you need some TLC!

    I'm sure his attention levels have more to do with your mucus production than your body shape.

    Hang in there!
  2. MominCali's Avatar
    Feeling better today, actually, thanks!

    A wonder what chicken soup and chocolate cake can do...

    Going to try for a run in the AM...

  3. Laurarosee's Avatar
    Chicken soup, chocolate cake and a little lovin are a good combination!! I just finished my morning hcg and am doing my last 2 VLCDs and then P3. Of course I ate P3 and not P2 today, but thats why I ended the drops. I just couldn't take it anymore.
  4. MominCali's Avatar
    I'm proud you did the protocol for the whole phase... I still can't stop cheating.
    It's better now in P3, where the definition of "cheating" has changed... unfortunately, it still doesn't include chocolate.
    I started eating frozen grapes the other day. They're nice and sweet, and, by the time you get through a bunch, your mouth is numb and you don't remember what it was you were going to be distracted from...