Afternoon Delight
by
, August 27th, 2011 at 04:07 AM (1723 Views)
P3?
no weigh-in today
As someone who has cheated every single VLCD, I'm blaming my husband for my not losing much weight. For two very different reasons:
First of all, he should know that I'm dieting --because I told him, not because men really notice these things, like a measly 5 lbs, or that you're only eating salad or constantly salivating over the kids' pasta, or weighing yourself hourly. Naturally, since I've announced I was going on a diet loads of times, then not stick to it, he can be forgiven for being skeptical. So, when he's just feeling like being a nice husband and bring me something I like (fro yo or chocolate bars), he should resist. And maybe get me jewelry instead... I'd starve for that!
Second of all, I'm blaming him because he hasn't touched me this week. Ok, it's because I'm hacking like a chain smoker, constantly blowing my nose and only attired in pajamas, but what do you want, June Cleaver? What did *she* look like sick? If he really loved me, he'd know that Dr. S specifically made a positive correlation between the amount of intimacy one enjoys with the amount of weight she loses.
Well... it's *possible* Dr. S said that...
Still, in the interest of releasing, hubby should just take one for the team... and stop buying chocolate...