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Just wait for the contipation...that is REALLY fun LOL! The toilet paper purchases will settle down, but the magnesium ones will increase.
Wishing you lots of success!
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" NEWBIE TO TAKE STOCK IN TP COMPANY"...Yikes!
Well hello (officially) to all! I just started the protocol yesterday and I am beyond excited! I posted one thread to the newcomer's forum a couple days ago prior to starting the protocol so for those of you who read it, feel free to call me obsessive venison girl if you wish
I am writing this in hopes that I will not have to jump out of my seat (again) to go to the bathroom. (Has anyone else had to pee every 10-15 minutes?- How annoying!!!) My local grocery store is going to wonder what the heck is going on in my house that I need to buy 12 pack double rolls every three days....SHEESH!
Well, anyhoo, as you can see, I like to keep it "light"...oh look, I made another funny... (or maybe I am the only one who thinks I'm funny) So if you just need a good laugh to keep you going, I will probably be able to oblige you on that in my posts. IN ANY CASE, here's what I know so far:
Yesterday was Load day 1: I feel GRRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSSS. My husband and son were laughing at me because everytime I tried to force some food down, I got this look of death on my face. You know the one; the puckered lipped look of disgust with turn of head refusal to "take your medicine" little kid look?! Yeah, that was me. But I did it. And guess what? When I weighed myself today, I WEIGHED -1 LBS..... What the.....???? I PROMISE you....i ATE.....This should be interesting.
*OH* Have to "P"... (that's short for pee... we can probably leave that off the acronym forum though)
I'll get a ticker up here soon (when I can sit long enough without interruption to make one) and hope to see you all around!
Here are my words of advice for fellow newbies on the forum: Ask questions, learn from others, but most importantly, be smart, selective, make intelligent choices, and have FAITH in yourself!
Best successes to all of you!!!!
*PS. I downloaded the HCG Diet Tracker + app for my iPhone and other than Phase 1 options, it's pretty cool. It's not free, but for someone like me who brings their phone everywhere, it's perfect.
Just wait for the contipation...that is REALLY fun LOL! The toilet paper purchases will settle down, but the magnesium ones will increase.
Wishing you lots of success!
Goal this round 160: losses include loading day 1 = vcld 1
Oh BOY, I can't wait!!!! Lol!!Originally Posted by Bobbi
Just wait for the contipation...that is REALLY fun LOL! The toilet paper purchases will settle down, but the magnesium ones will increase.
Wishing you lots of success!Thank you for the well wishes!! I just finished taking my pre-VLCD pics... *ouch*. Here's to hoping that all the peeing and constipation is not in vain!!!
See it gets so bad that I can't spell!!! LOL "Contipation" hahaha...Oh BOY, I can't wait!!!! Lol!!
It won't be...loading seems counterproductive, but if we skip it, we have a lousy p2
Goal this round 160: losses include loading day 1 = vcld 1
Hi Bobbi! So, as I suspected, I have to run to the store and get TP today. LOL! Unbelievable! I am SO happy that I'm starting the VLCD today! I was sooooo ill after stuffing my face again yesterday. I'm a little surprised that I only gained 1 pound back though. Weird. I hope that's not a bad sign. I guess I will see tomorrow what the scale says about that.
I'm in heaven this morning, drinking my fill of coffee, knowing that I don't have to gorge today!! I think I'll cry if the scale reads the wrong way tomorrow...haha...
Looks like you are doing well!
Hope "things" have settled down for you.
Have a good weekend!
Goal this round 160: losses include loading day 1 = vcld 1
So far so good, except that I haven't quite figured out how to get notifications for response posts etc. yet! All in good time I suppose right?
I hope you have a great weekend as well!
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